The Illusionist

Do you ever walk down the street and and see something along the lines of this?

It's great. Over the past 18 months, I've developed a deep appreciation for a nice set of buns. Other than boobs, the butt is what set woman apart from men. It makes me happy when women appreciate themselves enough to take care of themselves so that they can maintain the superior bodies God intended them to have.

So me being the perv I am, I quicken my pace just a tad so I can catch a glimpse of her face. However, sometimes when I get there I'm extremely disappointed.


Yeah. It ruins my day too. And it happens a lot. I don't understand how or why, but it happens. It's like someone holding an ice cream cone in front of your face on a scorching summer day only to have them drop it on the pavement.

Like I said, I don't know why it happens, I just know that it's not fair and somehow, some way, it must be stopped.